
okay so today while ally, mindy, and arjun are watching Teen Mom (i hate that show) i thought it would be appropriate to review possibly the worst movie of 2010. first, some background info.
so last night me and the homies decided to watch a movie. after much deliberation we decided to watch Legion. okay now i normally am pretty forgiving when it comes to bad movies but this one is a joke. I'll break it down into beginning middle and end. **Warning: possible spoilers (although i dont know why anyone would wanna watch it).
The Beginning:
okay so the beginning looks pretty promising. starts off looking pretty mysterious, even has a decent action scene. but the scene quickly moves to a couple of hicks in the middle of nowhere talking about random shit. and thats what happens in the whole beginning. people talking about shit. The only redeeming quality of the beginning is when the crazy grandma and ghetto black dude makes an appearance. that was pretty funny.
The Middle:
okay so the middle is bad. there's a lot of action but the plot development is horrible. half of the shit doesnt make a lot of sense. and the way they kill off characters is pretty bad. they suddenly just drop dead for some stupid reasons (well zombie things kill them but thats besides the point). anyway its pretty weird.
The End:
now we finally reached the end. shit is fucking confusing. people fucking die in the randomest ways. for example a girl dies in the back seat but a baby unsecured in the front comes out unscathed after a 120 MPH accident. horrible. then the ending left a possibility for a sequel, but who would watch it after the 1st movie was so bad????
maybe my reasoning isnt too good but i dont wanna get into too much detail n shit. ust save yourself the $11 or watever and rent a better movie.
stay safe kids.



